#1 We hear that during her recent trips through New York, Hilary Clinton has become enamored of a certain black bluesman. She is pushing for a rendezvous on her next foray into the city.

 #2 "This will happen: Bill Clinton moves to West Coast after the Y2K wet firecracker, disses Al Gore, falls in behind Bradley subtly, consulting for Dreamworks, acquiring control of the Lakers, coached by Phil Jackson (a team mate of Bradley, who incidentally is a Rhodes scholar like our man Bill). Jackson brings back Jordan and a corporation comes into existance which kicks Disney's ass. Look out new world order. Gates will come on board. The state becomes less important than the corporation. You can follow the logic. Bradley ties up the loose ends."

#4 Pat Robertson's favorite key grip will soon be writing a tell all, the fallout will be interesting.

#5 Michael Jackson is thinking of running for public office in CA, the interesting part is his affiliations and why he is running.